Domination

Let's take this one out to the cleaners. I always wished I could ignore stains like you, but then, someone ended up noticing. After that, I'm all conscious everywhere I go. The references they made regarding your shape and size still burn brightly in my head. Am I afraid it might happen again? I'd say I am. I'll always make sure to look out for you, the places you originate from, and the trap doors that you've so ingeniously designed for your victims. Fool me once and ONLY fool me once. You aren't going to catch me off guard. I'll make sure you never catch me at all. So, Mr. Heinz, I bid you adieu, because it's off to the cleaners we go. I wish to never see you again, unless it's on my curly fries. It is there we will see who the true alpha dog is.